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Koala Milk

Rated 4.80 out of 5 based on 30 customer ratings
(30 customer reviews)

$300.00 – $2,300.00Price range: $300.00 through $2,300.00

Koala Milk 🐨🍼

(Donkey butter 🧈x Permanent Marker 🎨)

Aroma: spicy gasoline-like smell due to the permanent marker lineage followed by a smooth creamy backend

Appearance: extremely bulky, dense nug structure with medium size calyx and deep violet undertones

Palate: inhale is funky with a hint of candy but mostly floral and gas tones followed by an earthy, creamy exhale

Smoking Experience: hybrid-indica dominant but has a true 50/50 hyrbid high leaving smokers energetic and euphoric with a long lasting sedative effect perfect for anxiety/stress relief. Good for daytime or nighttime smoke.

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THC/A
31%
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SKU: S/N-7-1-4-2 Categories: Flower, Hybrid Tags: Exotic Cannabis, Koala Milk, Premium Weed, Teds Budz
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Description

Koala Milk by Teds Budz?
Koala Milk by Teds Budz strain is a hybrid that delivers creamy sweetness and dessert-like undertones. The buds are dense, sticky, and frosted with trichomes. In addition, this flower is known for smooth smoke and a balanced high. Learn more about cannabis on <a href=”https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis” target=”_blank” rel=”nofollow noopener”>Wikipedia</a>.

Flavor and Aroma
Creamy Sweet Inhale
On the inhale, this hybrid offers bold creamy sweetness with subtle candy notes. As a result, the smoke feels smooth and rich. For example, many compare it to vanilla cream or sweet milk candy.

Nutty and Gassy Exhale
The exhale introduces nutty dessert tones with subtle gas, balancing the sweet inhale. Therefore, the profile feels layered and bold. In addition, the aroma lingers long after a session, leaving cream and spice mixed with fuel.

Appearance
Color and Structure
The buds are colorful and resin-heavy. Green hues mix with golden highlights and fiery orange pistils. A frosty trichome coat creates sparkle. Because of this, the creamy hybrid stands out in the Teds Budz lineup.

Texture and Resin
A sticky feel highlights the resin content. In addition, the dense structure reflects careful cultivation. Overall, this dessert-inspired flower shows premium quality and attention to detail.

Effects
Uplifting Start
The effects begin with uplifting euphoria and improved mood. Soon after, creativity flows and stress fades. For example, many enjoy this strain during social evenings or casual downtime.

Relaxing Finish
As the high develops, body relaxation spreads. Tension eases away, leaving balance behind. Overall, the effects are smooth, long-lasting, and calming.

Why Choose Koala Milk?
Choose Koala Milk by Teds Budz if you want creamy sweetness with dessert-like undertones. The frosty buds, bold taste, and reliable effects make it unforgettable. In addition, explore more from Teds Budz like <a href=”https://tedsbudzshop.com/product/koala-milk-mango/”>Koala Milk Mango</a> and <a href=”https://tedsbudzshop.com/product/pb-scotti/”>PB Scotti</a>. These strains also deliver sweet dessert-inspired flavors with premium potency.

Koala Milk by Teds Budz hybrid cannabis strain with creamy sweet flavor and frosty buds

This creamy hybrid continues to shine as one of the most unique dessert strains in the Teds Budz collection. Its frosty trichomes, balanced effects, and bold flavor profile make it a fan favorite. In addition, it reflects the premium standards of Teds Budz, offering smooth taste and reliable potency in one hybrid. Overall, this flower is creamy, sweet, and unforgettable.

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Half Pound, Ounce, Pound, Quarter Pound

Reviews (30)

30 reviews for Koala Milk

  1. Grace F. – August 16, 2025

    Rated 4 out of 5

    Quality smoke; I’d buy this again.

  2. Mason F. – June 10, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Balanced feel—relaxing but still focused.

  3. Nora C. – July 22, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Hits fast and settles into a mellow calm.

  4. Jessica M. – August 12, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Dense, frosty buds and a pleasant aroma.

  5. Jessica F. – July 30, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Hits fast and settles into a mellow calm.

  6. Noah R. – June 17, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Great flavor and steady, long-lasting effects.

  7. Kelsey P. – May 31, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Fresh, sticky buds—Koala Milk delivers. Great balance of body relaxation and happy head buzz. I can tell this is premium Cali flower from Teds Budz.

  8. Ellie C. – August 21, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Koala Milk has fantastic flavor and smooth smoke.

  9. Nathan H. – April 14, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Koala Milk has fantastic flavor and smooth smoke. Potency hits steady without being overwhelming. Teds Budz never misses on freshness and flavor.

  10. Emily J. – September 6, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Koala Milk was a hit from the first puff. I can tell this is premium Cali flower from Teds Budz.

  11. Abigail G. – July 29, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Koala Milk has fantastic flavor and smooth smoke. Aroma is loud right out of the jar and flavor lingers. I can tell this is premium Cali flower from Teds Budz.

  12. Tiffany W. – July 5, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Koala Milk has fantastic flavor and smooth smoke. Potency hits steady without being overwhelming.

  13. Abigail N. – May 29, 2025

    Rated 4 out of 5

    Picked up Koala Milk and it exceeded expectations. Effects last a good while without couch lock. You can taste the freshness in every pull.

  14. Gabriel V. – June 22, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Really impressed with Koala Milk. Perfect for unwinding after work and staying clear-headed. Effects last a good while without couch lock. Ordering from Teds Budz has been consistently reliable.

  15. Harper S. – June 28, 2025

    Rated 4 out of 5

    Really impressed with Koala Milk.

  16. Elijah N. – June 10, 2025

    Rated 4 out of 5

    Picked up Koala Milk and it exceeded expectations. Super consistent quality from start to finish.

  17. Jordan A. – August 11, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Fresh, sticky buds—Koala Milk delivers. Super consistent quality from start to finish. The buds burned evenly with a clean, smooth exhale. You get that smooth, clean burn Teds Budz is known for.

  18. Cameron G. – June 26, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Fresh, sticky buds—Koala Milk delivers.

  19. Alyssa C. – May 30, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Picked up Koala Milk on a whim and it blew me away. Burns evenly with a smooth inhale and clean white ash. Another win from Teds Budz; reliable Cali top-shelf.

  20. Hailey M. – August 5, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Koala Milk has that fresh, sticky feel you notice right away. Flavor is loud but not harsh, with a nice sweet finish.

  21. Grace E. – August 18, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Koala Milk has that fresh, sticky feel you notice right away. Flavor is loud but not harsh, with a nice sweet finish.

  22. Nathan R. – June 14, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    First jar of Koala Milk and I’m seriously impressed. Effects build steady and last longer than expected. You can tell this was handled carefully from grow to jar. Premium Cali vibes — exactly why I trust Teds Budz.

  23. Kevin P. – May 6, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Koala Milk came in perfect — dense buds and clean trim. Burns evenly with a smooth inhale and clean white ash.

  24. Jayden T. – August 16, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    First jar of Koala Milk and I’m seriously impressed. Aroma pops as soon as you open it and lingers in the room. Burns evenly with a smooth inhale and clean white ash.

  25. Hunter P. – May 2, 2025

    Rated 4 out of 5

    First jar of Koala Milk and I’m seriously impressed. Moisture was on point and the cure tasted super clean. Effects build steady and last longer than expected.

  26. Liam W. – October 5, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Koala Milk came in perfect — dense buds and clean trim. Aroma pops as soon as you open it and lingers in the room. Effects build steady and last longer than expected.

  27. Gavin M. – May 21, 2025

    Rated 4 out of 5

    Koala Milk came in perfect — dense buds and clean trim. Burns evenly with a smooth inhale and clean white ash. You can tell this was handled carefully from grow to jar.

  28. Jayden W. – June 29, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Koala Milk has that fresh, sticky feel you notice right away. Moisture was on point and the cure tasted super clean. Effects build steady and last longer than expected. Another win from Teds Budz; reliable Cali top-shelf.

  29. Lauren T. – September 2, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    Picked up Koala Milk on a whim and it blew me away. Effects build steady and last longer than expected. Moisture was on point and the cure tasted super clean. Another win from Teds Budz; reliable Cali top-shelf.

  30. Gabriel L. – August 18, 2025

    Rated 5 out of 5

    First jar of Koala Milk and I’m seriously impressed. Potency is strong without couch lock — great after work. Perfect balance of body relaxation and clear head high.

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