King Neptune – Teds Budz
Genetics: Neptune OG × Candyland
Type: Heavily Indica-Dominant, Exotic Premium Flower
THC Content: ~27-30% (batch dependent)
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Product Highlights
•Aroma & Flavor:
King Neptune opens with a slight fruitiness, leading with tree fruit and light apple notes. Beneath the sweetness is a textured overlay of gas and earthiness from the Neptune OG line. Expect a palate that carries forward the fruity start with an aftertaste of unripe apple.
•Appearance:
The buds are visually striking: dark evergreen tones contrasted by cinnamon-brown hairs, all covered in shimmering trichomes. Structure is notably large and dense across the buds.
•Effects & Experience:
King Neptune is built for a sophisticated high. Users report mental clarity early on, followed by a euphoric, uplifting, and “jovial heavy indica” effect. It leans heavily into relaxation while maintaining mood elevation—perfect for evenings when you want calm without being completely zoned out.
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Why You’ll Love King Neptune
•Deep, complex flavor profile combining fruit + apple + gas + earth.
•Premium, dense buds with attractive visuals.
•Strong potency with uplifting yet heavy indica vibes—good for relaxation without losing the headspace.
•Ideal for connoisseurs who appreciate nuanced terpenes and balanced but powerful effects.
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Best Use
•Best enjoyed in the evening or when relaxing.
•Pair with comfortable settings—chill music, dim lighting.
•Great for winding down after a busy day, or when moods need lifting alongside physical calm.
Aiden T. –
Great flavor and steady, long-lasting effects.
Wills T –
King Neptune is my favorite so far. I recommend y’all to try out this amazing flavor 🚀
Ava W. –
Terps are on point and it burns clean.
Layla B. –
Dense, frosty buds and a pleasant aroma.
Mike R. –
Perfect after work—takes the edge off.
Lucas M. –
Terps are on point and it burns clean.
Mia G. –
Terps are on point and it burns clean.
Anthony J. –
King Neptune has fantastic flavor and smooth smoke. Potency hits steady without being overwhelming. You get that smooth, clean burn Teds Budz is known for.
Jackson K. –
Picked up King Neptune and it exceeded expectations. You can taste the freshness in every pull. Great balance of body relaxation and happy head buzz.
Abigail V. –
Picked up King Neptune and it exceeded expectations. Super consistent quality from start to finish. Potency hits steady without being overwhelming. Ordering from Teds Budz has been consistently reliable.
Sierra Q. –
Fresh, sticky buds—King Neptune delivers. Perfect for unwinding after work and staying clear-headed.
Tyler B. –
King Neptune has fantastic flavor and smooth smoke. Potency hits steady without being overwhelming. Perfect for unwinding after work and staying clear-headed.
Emma B. –
King Neptune has fantastic flavor and smooth smoke. The buds burned evenly with a clean, smooth exhale. Ordering from Teds Budz has been consistently reliable.
Owen V. –
Fresh, sticky buds—King Neptune delivers. Perfect for unwinding after work and staying clear-headed.
Ellie T. –
Picked up King Neptune and it exceeded expectations.
Alex I. –
King Neptune has fantastic flavor and smooth smoke. Aroma is loud right out of the jar and flavor lingers.
Logan I. –
Picked up King Neptune and it exceeded expectations.
Lucas M. –
King Neptune was a hit from the first puff. Great balance of body relaxation and happy head buzz. The buds burned evenly with a clean, smooth exhale.
Zoey D. –
King Neptune has fantastic flavor and smooth smoke. You can taste the freshness in every pull.
Jason K. –
King Neptune came in perfect — dense buds and clean trim. Perfect balance of body relaxation and clear head high.
Joseph H. –
King Neptune has that fresh, sticky feel you notice right away. Moisture was on point and the cure tasted super clean. I keep coming back to Teds Budz because the freshness never slips.
Rebecca G. –
First jar of King Neptune and I’m seriously impressed. Moisture was on point and the cure tasted super clean. Burns evenly with a smooth inhale and clean white ash.
Christopher F. –
King Neptune has that fresh, sticky feel you notice right away. Perfect balance of body relaxation and clear head high. Effects build steady and last longer than expected.
Noah P. –
Picked up King Neptune on a whim and it blew me away. Effects build steady and last longer than expected. Potency is strong without couch lock — great after work. Premium Cali vibes — exactly why I trust Teds Budz.
Samuel R. –
The quality on King Neptune stands out the second you crack the lid. Effects build steady and last longer than expected. Perfect balance of body relaxation and clear head high.
Jayden E. –
Picked up King Neptune on a whim and it blew me away. You can tell this was handled carefully from grow to jar.
Sarah N. –
King Neptune has that fresh, sticky feel you notice right away. Moisture was on point and the cure tasted super clean. Burns evenly with a smooth inhale and clean white ash.
Joshua L. –
King Neptune came in perfect — dense buds and clean trim. Aroma pops as soon as you open it and lingers in the room. Premium Cali vibes — exactly why I trust Teds Budz.
Eric M. –
First jar of King Neptune and I’m seriously impressed. Aroma pops as soon as you open it and lingers in the room. Burns evenly with a smooth inhale and clean white ash.
Rebecca E. –
King Neptune came in perfect — dense buds and clean trim. Burns evenly with a smooth inhale and clean white ash. Another win from Teds Budz; reliable Cali top-shelf.
Rachel C. –
The quality on King Neptune stands out the second you crack the lid. Perfect balance of body relaxation and clear head high.